 and that is enough,«
Said his father. »Don't give yourself airs!
Do you think I can listen all day to such stuff?
Be off, or I'll kick you down-stairs!«
 
»That is not said right,« said the Caterpillar.
    »Not quite right, I'm afraid,« said Alice, timidly: »some of the words have
got altered.«
    »It is wrong from beginning to end,« said the Caterpillar, decidedly; and
there was silence for some minutes.
    The Caterpillar was the first to speak.
    »What size do you want to be?« it asked.
    »Oh, I'm not particular as to size,« Alice hastily replied; »only one
doesn't like changing so often, you know.«
    »I don't know,« said the Caterpillar.
    Alice said nothing: she had never been so much contradicted in all her life
before, and she felt that she was losing her temper.
    »Are you content now?« said the Caterpillar.
    »Well, I should like to be a little larger, Sir, if you wouldn't mind,« said
Alice: »three inches is such a wretched height to be.«
    »It is a very good height indeed!« said the Caterpillar angrily, rearing
itself upright as it spoke (it was exactly three inches high).
    »But I'm not used to it!« pleaded poor Alice in a piteous tone. And she
thought to herself »I wish the creatures wouldn't be so easily offended!«
    »You'll get used to it in time,« said the Caterpillar; and it put the hookah
into its mouth, and began smoking again.
    This time Alice waited patiently until it chose to speak again. In a minute
or two the Caterpillar took the hookah out of its mouth, and yawned once or
twice, and shook itself. Then it got down off the mushroom, and crawled away
into the grass, merely remarking, as it went, »One side will make you grow
taller, and the other side will make you grow shorter.«
    »One side of what? The other side of what?« thought Alice to herself.
    »Of the mushroom,« said the Caterpillar, just as if she had asked it aloud;
and in another moment it was out of sight.
    Alice remained looking thoughtfully at the mushroom for a minute, trying to
make out which were the two sides of it; and, as it was perfectly round
