«
    »I suppose we ought to lie down à la Grecque to come within the term,« was
the reply. »On the whole, I prefer plain English for such matters.«
    »But this is assuredly too sumptuous for a pic-nic, Lady Jocelyn. From what
I can remember, pic-nic implies contribution from all the guests. It is true I
left England a child!«
    Mr. George Uploft could not withhold a sharp grimace. The Countess had
throttled the inward monitor that tells us when we are lying, so grievously had
she practised the habit in the service of her family.
    »Yes,« said Mrs. Melville, »I have heard of that fashion, and very stupid it
is.«
    »Extremely vulgar,« murmured Miss Carrington.
    »Possibly,« Lady Jocelyn observed; »but good fun. I have been to pic-nics,
in my day. I invariably took cold pie and claret. I clashed with half-a-dozen,
but all the harm we did was to upset the dictum that there can be too much of a
good thing. I know for certain that the bottles were left empty.«
    »And this woman,« thought the Countess, »this woman, with a soul so
essentially vulgar, claims rank above me!« The reflection generated contempt of
English society, in the first place, and then a passionate desire for
self-assertion.
    She was startled by a direct attack which aroused her momentarily lulled
energies.
    A lady, quite a stranger, a dry simpering lady, caught the Countess's
benevolent passing gaze, and leaning forward, said: »I hope her ladyship bears
her affliction as well as can be expected?«
    In military parlance, the Countess was taken in flank. Another would have
asked - What ladyship? To whom do you allude, may I beg to inquire? The Countess
knew better. Rapid as light it shot through her that the relict of Sir Abraham
was meant, and this she divined because she was aware that devilish malignity
was watching to trip her.
    A little conversation happening to buzz at the instant, the Countess merely
turned her chin to an angle, agitated her brows very gently, and crowned the
performance with a mournful smile. All that a woman must feel at the demise of
so precious a thing as a husband, was therein eloquently expressed: and at the
same time, if explanations ensued, there were numerous ladyships in the world,
whom the Countess did not mind afflicting, should she be hard pressed.
    »I knew him so well
