 confer and condole with the undertakers. The place had a
soothing influence on him. He procured a pipe from a neighbouring public-house,
and smoked it, looking in at the railings and maturely considering the spot.
    »Jerry,« said Mr. Cruncher, apostrophising himself in his usual way, »you
see that there Cly that day, and you see with your own eyes that he was a young
'un and a straight made 'un.«
    Having smoked his pipe out, and ruminated a little longer, he turned himself
about, that he might appear, before the hour of closing, on his station at
Tellson's. Whether his meditations on mortality had touched his liver, or
whether his general health had been previously at all amiss, or whether he
desired to show a little attention to an eminent man, is not so much to the
purpose, as that he made a short call upon his medical adviser - a distinguished
surgeon - on his way back.
    Young Jerry relieved his father with dutiful interest, and reported No job
in his absence. The bank closed, the ancient clerks came out, the usual watch
was set, and Mr. Cruncher and his son went home to tea.
    »Now, I tell you where it is!« said Mr. Cruncher to his wife, on entering.
»If, as a honest tradesman, my wenturs goes wrong to-night, I shall make sure
that you've been praying again me, and I shall work you for it just the same as
if I seen you do it.«
    The dejected Mrs. Cruncher shook her head.
    »Why, you're at it afore my face!« said Mr. Cruncher, with signs of angry
apprehension.
    »I am saying nothing.«
    »Well, then; don't meditate nothing. You might as well flop as meditate. You
may as well go again me one way as another. Drop it altogether.«
    »Yes, Jerry.«
    »Yes, Jerry,« repeated Mr. Cruncher, sitting down to tea. »Ah! It is yes,
Jerry. That's about it. You may say yes, Jerry.«
    Mr. Cruncher had no particular meaning in these sulky corroborations, but
made use of them, as people not unfrequently do, to express general ironical
dissatisfaction.
    »You and your yes, Jerry,« said Mr. Cruncher, taking a bite out of his
bread-and-butter, and seeming to help it down with a large invisible oyster out
of his saucer. »Ah
