 escorted Mrs. Toots. Mr. Toots
escorted the fair bride, around whose lambent spectacles two gauzy little
bridesmaids fluttered like moths. Mr. Feeder's brother, Mr. Alfred Feeder, M.
A., had already gone on, in advance, to assume his official functions.
    The ceremony was performed in an admirable manner. Cornelia, with her crisp
little curls, »went in,« as the Chicken might have said, with great composure;
and Doctor Blimber gave her away, like a man who had quite made up his mind to
it. The gauzy little bridesmaids appeared to suffer most. Mrs. Blimber was
affected, but gently so; and told the Reverend Mr. Alfred Feeder, M. A., on the
way home, that if she could only have seen Cicero in his retirement at Tusculum,
she would not have had a wish, now, ungratified.
    There was a breakfast afterwards, limited to the same small party; at which
the spirits of Mr. Feeder, B. A., were tremendous, and so communicated
themselves to Mrs. Toots that Mr. Toots was several times heard to observe,
across the table, »My dear Susan, don't exert yourself!« The best of it was,
that Mr. Toots felt it incumbent on him to make a speech; and in spite of a
whole code of telegraphic dissuasions from Mrs. Toots, appeared on his legs for
the first time in his life.
    »I really,« said Mr. Toots, »in this house, where whatever was done to me in
the way of - of any mental confusion sometimes - which is of no consequence and
I impute to nobody - I was always treated like one of Doctor Blimber's family,
and had a desk to myself for a considerable period - can - not - allow - my
friend Feeder to be -«
    Mrs. Toots suggested »married.«
    »It may not be inappropriate to the occasion, or altogether uninteresting,«
said Mr. Toots with a delighted face, »to observe that my wife is a most
extraordinary woman, and would do this much better than myself - allow my friend
Feeder to be married - especially to -«
    Mrs. Toots suggested »to Miss Blimber.«
    »To Mrs. Feeder, my love!« said Mr. Toots, in a subdued tone of private
discussion: »whom God hath joined, you know, let no man - don't you know? I
cannot allow my friend Feeder to be married - especially to Mrs. Feeder -
without proposing
