, Spanish, Portuguese, Swiss; but nothing native; nothing so low
as native. For, in this respect, languages are like many other travellers:
ordinary and commonplace enough at home, but 'specially genteel abroad.
    There is little doubt that in course of time the Misses Norris would have
come to Hebrew, if they had not been interrupted by an announcement from the
Irishman, who flinging open the door, cried in a loud voice:
    »Jiniral Fladdock!«
    »My!« cried the sisters, desisting suddenly. »The general come back!«
    As they made the exclamation, the general, attired in full uniform for a
ball, came darting in with such precipitancy, that, hitching his boot in the
carpet, and getting his sword between his legs, he came down headlong, and
presented a curious little bald place on the crown of his head to the eyes of
the astonished company. Nor was this the worst of it; for being rather corpulent
and very tight, the general, being down, could not get up again, but lay there
writhing and doing such things with his boots, as there is no other instance of
in military history.
    Of course there was an immediate rush to his assistance; and the general was
promptly raised. But his uniform was so fearfully and wonderfully made, that he
came up stiff and without a bend in him, like a dead clown, and had no command
whatever of himself until he was put quite flat upon the soles of his feet, when
he became animated as by a miracle, and moving edgewise that he might go in a
narrower compass and be in less danger of fraying the gold lace on his
epaulettes by brushing them against anything, advanced with a smiling visage to
salute the lady of the house.
    To be sure, it would have been impossible for the family to testify purer
delight and joy than at this unlooked-for appearance of General Fladdock! The
general was as warmly received as if New York had been in a state of siege and
no other general was to be got for love or money. He shook hands with the
Norrises three times all round, and then reviewed them from a little distance as
a brave commander might, with his ample cloak drawn forward over the right
shoulder and thrown back upon the left side to reveal his manly breast.
    »And do I then,« cried the general, »once again behold the choicest spirits
of my country!«
    »Yes,« said Mr. Norris the father. »Here we are, general.«
    Then all the Norrises pressed round the
